Category: Getting Started

Don’t get distracted – stay on mission

If you’ve done any research on disaster prep, you’ve undoubtedly stumbled across JW Rawles’s juggernaut SurvivalBlog. “Oh look,” you might think, “someone helpfully created an Excel spreadsheet with all the stuff I need to buy to get really really prepared…” and then downloaded it, glanced at the 47 tabs exhorting you to collect livestock and industrial quantities of Borax, thought, “WTF?”

Perhaps you stumbled onto one of the more, ahem, bizaare and ranting “Get them emo kids off my lawn!” posts. Maybe you even scrolled down for gems like:

The first 180 days of the collapse will solve many of the problems our country faces. Reality makes no provision for naivete, idealism, weakness, and sensitivity. The SJWs can disrupt a civil and organized society that exists now, but in the dystopian future that is coming – not knowing how to do ANYTHING other than post a photo to Instagram will be fatal. I think the smell will be the worst thing about their education.


They have been subject to Marxist indoctrination and am afraid its not reversible. When there all out of work and the chips are down, these are the types of people who will prey on decent folks. Best to identify early on. Be ready, and God Bless!


The millennial knows no bounds. They have grown up seeing violent activism tolerated, abortion tolerated, gender fluidity tolerated, hate tolerated , crimes by politicians and the elite blatantly tolerated and excused…..even terrorism tolerated along with illegal mass migration into our country.

This inane drivel, this obsession with societal collapse as a filter which will finally punish $bad_thing and set $people_like_me up as heirs of a newer, quieter, purified world drives me absolutely apeshit. Survivalist sites like this distill all the impotent venom of AM radio shock-jocks into its purest psychotic form.

Don’t get me wrong — working-class conservative white guys NEED an echo chamber where they can blow off steam and jerk one another off while fantasizing about gunning down hordes of Antifa and social justice warriors with their black rifles. (Research into whether this behavior encourages or discourages violence is inconclusive…) Welcome to the Internet.

Here’s my concern: one of my colleagues at the office asks me about a bug out bag, I give her some pointers. She goes home and Googles “bug out bag” and approximately 3 minutes later she’s reading something like the extracts above (or worse), closes her browser and throws up her hands.

(It’s kinda like the time my friend Ruth, a 5′ busty Latina, went to the local gun shop for a home defense weapon. She called me later, enraged by the lewdness and condescension she’d encountered — one of the gun store employees told her, “Pretty little thing like you oughtta be scared,” and another offered his private security services: “Well if you took me home I’d be happy to take out the trash.” We went back to the store together and I had a tête-à-tête with the owner, after which Ruth went home smiling with a 20 gauge Remington 870 and the pleasant memory of overhearing the store’s owner laying into his staff like a Marine drill sergeant for a solid 10 minutes before they shuffled over and apologized obsequiously…)

Here’s the thing: I can’t do for you what I did for Ruth. I can’t tell the hateful voices to STFU and just give you the info you’re looking for. I’m sorry.

Here’s what I CAN do: 

Stay on mission

Your ONLY job is to prepare yourself and your family for an emergency or disaster. Don’t get distracted. Don’t waste your time arguing about white privilege or institutional racism with an Idaho pig farmer. All you’ll get is angry.

When you’re looking for practical guidance on disaster preparation, the signal-to-noise ratio is VERY low. Don’t waste your bandwidth on bullshit.

Stay on mission.

Getting your Bug Out Bag Started: Advice for the Procrastinator

Getting your bug out bag together may seem like a vast, impossible task. You’re drowning in checklists and your saved Amazon shopping cart has a total in the low thousands and you’re frantic to make absolutely sure you’re getting the *right* multi-tool… It’s easy to get carried away with the minutiae.

When you feel overwhelmed, remember your von Clausewitz:

The enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan.

I found this inspirational graphic from Unstuck and modified it just a smidge. Hopefully it’ll help get you off the couch!


Credit : Unstuck

Getting started: why not buy a pre-made bug out bag?

As a beginning prepper, you’ll find a huge variety of premade everyday carry kits and pre-assembled bug out bags available for sale. They’re tempting, right? You may think, Why should I spend all this time and energy agonizing over every single purchase, when I can get everything I need with just a few clicks?

I understand the appeal — believe me. It’s so much faster and easier than assembling your own bug out bag.

So, are there any down sides? In short, YES.

Who decides what goes in a bug out bag kit?

Premade bug out bags are usually assembled not by survival experts, but by marketers.

That’s right: most kits aren’t assembled by experts. (Well, they’re experts at sellingthings online…)

The folks who decide what goes into the kit are a lot less focused on quality and utility than on price and profit margins. Basically, marketing the finished product.

What’s wrong with that?

Here’s an example: virtually EVERY pre-assembled emergency kit I’ve ever seen includes fishing hooks, fishing line, and lead weights/sinkers. Super useful, right? 

…Well, no. In order for these particular items to be actually useful to you, you must:

  • Live near a stream, lake, river, or ocean that actually contains fish
  • Know how to fish
  • Expect to spend long enough in emergency status that you’ll actually consider fishing for food

In 2010, 90% of Americans live in an urban environment. How many of them can actually expect to so much as find a place to cast their fishing line?

This is another way of saying: preassembled bug out bags and kits are very likely to contain crap you don’t need.

What the hell is this thing for?

In addition to things you don’t actually need, ready-made bug out bags are also quite likely to contain items you don’t recognize. What good is, say, a signalling mirror if you don’t know how to use it? (Theoretically it could become a barter item — but you aren’t Mad Max and this isn’t Bartertown…)

Don’t make the mistake of spending money on, and taking comfort from, a pile of gear you don’t know how to use. This is the opposite of prepping.

Benefits of assembling your own bug out bag

We’re HUGE believers in the do-it-yourself approach. Here’s why:

You know your environment. You decide whether an emergency Mylar blanket is a necessity. (Here in Fort Lauderdale, not so much.) Will you be going fishing for food? Not if you live in Phoenix… Customization is the biggest benefit of choosing your gear piece-by-piece.

You can choose the best piece of kit available. You aren’t limited to items your supplier can get you a good deal on. You don’t have to choose the cheapest thing that’ll maybe get the job done. Instead, you can invest in a top-quality tool that will last a lifetime — a tool you can trust with your life. Because that’s what we’re really preparing for.

The IKEA effect. This is a logical fallacy — basically, when you build something yourself, you value it more highly than if you’d acquired it fully-built for you. If you take the time to assemble your own bug out bag, you’re a LOT more likely to maintain it properly and keep it handy than if you just buy one.

Increased familiarity. As you research your individual purchases, you’ll learn more about the tools and their applications than you would otherwise. You’re more likely to try each item out and figure out how it works before you really need it.

Lower initial expense. Say you have a budget of $100/mo. You can save for a few months and buy a pre-assembled bug out bag. Or, you can choose a few pieces of gear at a time, slowly building up your bug out bag and your familiarity with the tools. The latter approach requires discipline (you have a plan, right?) — but is a lot easier to work into your overall expenditures.

Let’s face it: assembling your own bug out bag based on your needs and your budget isn’t for everyone. Buying a premade kit is better than nothing but simply never as good as doing it yourself.

Hopefully, we’ve inspired you to build your very own Badass Bug Out Bag. Everything you need, from reviews to lists to sample kits, lives here. And if there’s anything else you need to help get you started, leave a comment and we’ll get right back to you.

Happy prepping!

Is Prepping Complex or Complicated?

When I speak to friends and family and total strangers about prepping, I often hear, “Yeah, I’ve looked into that. It’s way too complicated for me.”

Let’s set the defeatist attitude aside for the purposes of this conversation. Is prepping really complicated?

I would argue that no, it is not.

Here’s the foundation of my argument: complicated and complex do not mean the same thing. Sure, we use the words synonymously in conversation… That’s inaccurate, however.

The difference?

“Complex”: used to refer to the number of components (or moving parts) in a system. If a problem is complex, there are many components. Complexity does not imply difficulty.

“Complicated”: a high level of difficulty. If a problem is complicated, it may be simple (few components) or complex (many components). Either way, it will definitely take a lot of hard work to solve.

Prepping is complex. If you follow my plan, you have a lot of things to do: buy supplies, learn to use them, learn additional skills, modify your thinking patterns, etc. However, no single element is particularly difficult. (Except maybe convincing your significant other to set aside a portion of the closet for storing emergency gear… good luck with that.)

The whole point of this website is to help you move beyond, “OMG there’s so much stuff to do I’ll never be prepared!” into, “Hey, there’s a lot of stuff to do but it’s easy — I can do this…”

Big challenges and big goals intimidate us. 

So how do we meet big challenges and exceed big goals?

Simple: we break them down into smaller challenges, goals, and tasks. (More on this here.)

To put this another way, as my Uncle Ted used to say:

How do you eat an elephant?

One bite at a time.

Because if you try to eat the elephant all at once you’ll choke to death.

He has a way with words, my Uncle Ted…

Don’t make the mistake of looking at, oh, say, JW Rawles’s epic List of Lists, stare for a few minutes with your mouth hanging open, thinking, Livestock, srsly?, and then decide that you’re just going to ignore the possibility of disaster, What the hell, I’ll probably die anyway, and who wants to waste beer money on ghillie suits and water barrels? and go back to FaceBook.

Do let me help you break this complex (but not complicated!) challenge into smaller, easily-accomplished tasks.

You’ll be vastly more well-equipped to weather a disaster or emergency, to protect your friends and family, and more confident with the knowledge you’re less reliant on FEMA/National Guard/Red Cross help.

Take a deep breath. YOU CAN DO THIS.

Now, let’s get started.